Note found pegged to the bedroom door. Ransom paid.
(note says: I hereby demand a fee for lost or damaged property. In this case, both. The item in question is a tooth, and the fee in question is $5 paid in full by the year of 2009, January 1. We appreciate your compliance.
Below is sed tooth.)
2 comments:
$5 is steep!
Seriously. Teeth are worth dimes and quarters, not fivers.
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